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sábado, 3 de abril de 2010
Jesus Can´t play rugby
Nesta quadra em que nos encontramos, em que faz anos que Jesus Cristo morreu por todos nós, nada como uma musica festiva para celebrar esse facto.
Este post que vos deixo, é uma canção entoada por algumas equipas de rugby, e com certeza depois de grandes jantares bem regados. Há várias tipos de versos para esta canção, é só beber uns copos que as palavras soltam-se logo. Apreciem.
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Verses:
Jesus can't play rugby 'cos:
the ball goes through his hands (x3)
his dad will fix the game (x3)
he's got holes in his hands (x3)
the Jew won't pay his dues (x3)
the Yanks have bombed his gaff (x3)
he wears illegal headgear (x3)
he wears illegal spikes (x3)
he's only got 12 men (x3)
the crossbar gives him flashbacks (x3)
he can't support a hooker (x3)
his feet are nailed together (x3)
he has open wounds (x3)
he is fucking dead (x3) (can also be sung as "the motherfucker's dead")
his mother won't put out (x3)
he has never gotten laid (x3)
you can't bind on his robe (x3)
shepherds are illegal (x3)
he's hung up on the cross (x3)
he's hung like this (spread arms wide) (x3)
he is stuck behind a rock (x3)
he is bleeding on the field (x3)
the nails will pop the ball (x3)
the faggot wears a dress (x3)
Mel Gibson owns his rights (x3)
his body's made of bread (x3)
Variations:
Judas can't play rugby 'cos:
he'll cheat for the other side (x3)
'cause he'd always be offsides (x3)
Mary can't play rugby 'cos:
she's never touched a ball (x3)
Moses can't play rugby 'cos:
he's got a burning bush (x3)
he's only got 10 rules (x3)
Noah can't play rugby 'cos:
his pitch is always flooded (x3)
Jesus bring the party 'cos:
he turns water into wine (x3)
Jesus can't play touch judge 'cos
his arms point both ways (x3)
Jesus can't play rugby:
but I'm sure that Judas can. (x3)
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